and this is why i love you,

m: oh lydia

why did you leave me?

l: you left me first!

m: pssh, just for a bit

l: but seriously, got used to my daily moustache dosage.

m: you left me, like, permanently

l: so, only solution is for us to elope. the end.

m: i know, experiencing the withdrawals yet

?

ok, done

where to?

l: worst hangover of my life pretty much.

.... guess.

m: hahaha

ok, i know, but that's really more a place to find an apartment

i say we find a remote island in se asia first

l: right deal, any preferences?

m: one beautiful, remote island is as good as the next as far as I'm concerned

maybe somewhere i can catch some fish

you know, to eat and stuff

l: ahhh, yes, good plan.

you gonna go all bear grylls?

m: more like swiss family robinson

with a monkey butler

that makes mean cocktails